Banana Healing.

Here at the Church of Saxontology, we believe that a wide girth is not a curse. I like to say that if people say you are bloated, correct them by stating you are simply front-loaded. In fact, as the all-powerful leader of the Church of Saxontology, I am blessed with a very specific gift of healing. I can cast out the demons of food aversion.

A few weekends ago, my cousins came to visit me at Gammy's house and on Sunday, just as Aduma and I sat down to services (i.e. breakfast), it was revealed to me that he has a banana food aversion. I laid hands upon him, shoved a morsel of banana into his mouth and cried out "Demons Be Gone!"

And he was cured (much to his mom's amazement).

Praise Chiquita!