Banana Healing.

Here at the Church of Saxontology, we believe that a wide girth is not a curse. I like to say that if people say you are bloated, correct them by stating you are simply front-loaded. In fact, as the all-powerful leader of the Church of Saxontology, I am blessed with a very specific gift of healing. I can cast out the demons of food aversion.

A few weekends ago, my cousins came to visit me at Gammy's house and on Sunday, just as Aduma and I sat down to services (i.e. breakfast), it was revealed to me that he has a banana food aversion. I laid hands upon him, shoved a morsel of banana into his mouth and cried out "Demons Be Gone!"

And he was cured (much to his mom's amazement).

Praise Chiquita!

The Saxonator has left the country...

It is true, dear Saxontologists, I have hopped a flying machine and jumped across the sea to visit the land of my birth...the U.S.A. I am basing my American operations out of Gammy and Poppy's house here in upstate NY from which I can fulfill a multitude of social obligations. I plan to be here for a month with my mom (dad has to go back to London to work) and I will, of course, keep you updated on the exciting events that happen to me and keep you hungering to hear more about the continuing adventures of the Saxonator!