Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Friday, December 31, 2010

Christmas=Fire Station

Santa is magic because he knows EXACTLY what every kid wants. He knew that my sister needed a doll house and that I needed a fire station. What self-respecting four year old boy doesn't NEED a fire station?
Oh yeah, I got some other presents. In fact, I got so many things that I told my mom and dad that "my hands are getting tired from opening presents."
But I fought through the pain and opened every single one of the gifts (and even a few of my sister's when she wasn't looking).

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Just Call Me Santa....

This year, I got the principle part in the Christmas performance and given my shaky tearful reindeer performance last year, I was out to impress. Consequently, I decided to employ an acting technique used by many of my fellow thespians. For four days before the performance, I insisted that I be referred to as only "Santa" in my daily activities and when called my actual name, I failed to respond until addressed by my character name. Even my nursery school teachers had to call me Santa if they expected me to tidy up, sit down to lunch or otherwise behave as I was told. In addition, I referred to myself in the third person as "Santa" as in "Santa has finished his dinner now" or "Dad, come wipe Santa's bum!" It was also not a coincidence that I "accidentally" wore the pants from the Santa costume home once during rehearsals. It isn't easy to just come out of character, you know. I also was a bit confused as to who we were talking about when we discussed this Santa character who would be coming to visit Gammy's house in a sleigh. I kept trying to make my parents understand that I would be arriving on a big airplane. In the end, it got sorted out...sort of. Although I still like to call myself Santa sometimes....

Oh! Last minute wardrobe fix...that's what you get when you mix a paper belt with a robust girth.
My brilliant solo! I sang "When Santa Got Stuck Up the Chimney" loudly and all by myself!
Gripping my own props on and off the stage...hey, it was a very low budget production.

Nobody but Santa sits in the chimney.Jingle Bells!
.Group sing: We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Santa loves mince pies!
And I wanted to include a picture of my Gingerbread house just because it is so gorgeous. (Note Santa stuck up the chimney...)

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Happy 2009 Saxontologists!

Happy New Year Saxontologists! It has been a very eventful holiday season for your pastor/leader/spiritual guru, i.e. ME. I met a very strange man dressed in a red suit who seemed obsessed with getting me to sit on his lap. In fact, I met him a few times. He just seemed to pop up wherever we went and, to be honest, he looked slightly different each time. Mom and Dad were shockingly agreeable to the bizarre notion that I might want to greet this large, bearded, fashion-challenged individual no matter how I protested. But let's move on to more interesting (and less traumatic) news.
After Christmas, Mom, Dad, Kari and I loaded up the car and drove North to the Lake District. We stayed in a cottage in the countryside surrounded by sheep. I love to say "Sheep!" whenever I see them and I said it very often as I sat in my car seat and we drove around the countryside.
Did you know, dear Saxontologists, that there are ALOT of sheep in England? These are one, two of the sheep outside the cottage. (ps. I like to count now even though it sometimes is with my own made-up numbers.)
In the cottage, I had my own tiny room (and crib). The room was so tiny that my dad had to jam the crib behind the door so I couldn't escape from bed and wander at night....but I could still open the door and yell at them when I was bored!
I quickly found the vaccume cleaner as I had forgotten my own at home.
Here we are walking near Conniston Water.
Did you know that if you yell, "Hey duck!" they do not respond?
Dad and I in front of the Old Man of Conniston (a mountain Dad says that we will climb when I am bigger). As you can tell from my coughing, I was still trying to get over a virus that had been plaguing me.
Mom, Dad, Kari and I went to Ambleside and ambled around. Kari got sick of walking and happily rode in the stroller while I surfed my buggy board.
On New Year's Eve, we drove even further North to the borderlands of Scotland to a town called Carlisle. Carlisle is famous for being the Western outpost of Hadrian's Wall (which was built by these guys called the Romans which really seem to excite my Dad).
Personally, I liked the choo choo exhibit best. Dad says that my strange fascination with choo choos can only be genetic and inherited from Poppy Fred.
Mom said that she was very sorry that these stocks were not available for purchase at the museum giftshop.
We spent New Year's Day near Beatrix Potter's house in Near Sawrey walking. We walked to a pond where I am sure Jeremy Fisher lives (he didn't come out...it was too cold) called Moss Eccles Tarn.
Here I am with Dad at the church in Far Sawrey on the walk.
The next day, we walked near Hawkshead but, I only have this photo because I was too grouchy and insisted on walking BY MYSELF (which, between you and me, sucked).

On our way home, we stopped for a very fast visit to Grandma and Grandad Wainwright in Lincoln but mom didn't take photos because she forgot. (sigh.) What is the point of having an entourage and papparazzi if they forget to take photos, I ask you?

Anyway, I hope that 2009 has begun for you with as much loveliness and joy as I seem to have been fortunate enough to find (when I am not busy having a 2 year old temper tantrum). This year promises to be quite an interesting one...at least that is what my mom and dad keep promising.... As always, I will keep you posted on how it all ACTUALLY works out...no spin, gloss or sugar-coating will be tolerated when you are 2 years old, you know.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Christmas Concert at Nursery School or the Unhappy Reindeer Tale

Okay, I admit it. It wasn't my finest hour (or more accurately, 30 minutes). While I have been diligently rehearsing for weeks and fully expected a flawless performance, the appearance of 40 parents in the audience gave me quite a case of stage fright!

My teacher, Angela, held me on her lap as I tried to explain my performance anxieties.
Later, however, I did manage to pull myself together and perform as the "sixth" cracker in the song "Five Little Crackers." During rehearsals, I had practiced the song as the understudy for one of the five lead performers who had been ill. I wasn't going to let all that hard work rehearsing go to waste now, was I?

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Countdown to Christmas...

The countdown has begun! The problem is, I have absolutely no idea what we are talking about (and I can't count). Dad says that I was around for Christmas last year so this is no new thing. I have to admit, however, that last year is really, really fuzzy. I vaguely remember...to be honest, I remember nothing.

So far, this year, my research has revealed that "Christmas" involves some very interesting crumply paper and terrifically chokable bows. Mom makes lists and talks to herself alot. (Apparently, this is an organizational technique.)

As for me, well, I am turning on the charm. I am sure there is something in this whole "Christmas" thing for me. I just haven't figured out the angle yet.