Last weekend, we went up to the country (mom and dad seem to have a bizarre fascination with it) and visited some of dad's friends who live on a pond. Afterwards, we went to a Fall festival.
Then, I got in the car and fell asleep. Just as I was dreaming of delicious ripe bananas (my favorite thing EVER!), I awoke in the middle of a field of pumpkins. How did yellow bananas become orange pumpkins?
Mom said I should pick one to make a Jack-o-Lantern for Halloween. Excuse me? You know, it really is exasperating how she uses all of this mumbo jumbo terminology that is outside my field of reference. Jack-o-Lantern? Halloween? (However, I have a strange feeling that this might have something to do with a creepy monkey suit hanging in my closet.)
Dad was no help.